last night tim was cooking two eggs in the microwave. this can be a very tricky process as the slightest differentiation in cooking time can result in disaster.
tim's first egg blew up. it makes a very loud, unmistakeable sound so everybody in the living room heard it. tim yelled a bit but for some reason didn't rush over to turn the microwave off in order to prevent the second egg from doing the same thing. and then when we heard the second egg blow up he got very angry. i was scared.
the mess in the microwave was incredible. little bits of egg were all over the top, bottom, sides. it is very annoying to clean.
isn't he a crazy cat?
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Monday, April 7, 2008
tim - culinary genius
tim's not just a great-looking, funny, insanely profound guy. he's also a whizz in the kitchen.
monday night are tim's rostered domain. every monday night, we are treated to one of his delectable edible masterpieces. and i don't mean that delicious six pack of his.
last night tim cooked a roast, a roast chicken to be exact. it was nice. he also served me a massive piece of thigh, which i greatly appreciated as i am not a breast girl.
what else has been happening with tim? he has been having fairly regular sex lately. which is cool and all, but not so much when he keeps his next door neighbour (mark) awake at night. i guess he is pretty good in bed too, but that's not suprising is it?
i didn't see tim until around 7pm, which was when dinner was served. he had been at work all day and i had been in my room all evening. so that was sad: i didn't hear any funny jokes all day. but then when we were watching mitre 10 ultimate dream home, he decided to talk alot, which was really fun for everybody. he said some jokes that weren't very good otherwise i would have remembered them. is tim losing his touch? he will have to tell heaps more jokes for the rest of the week otherwise he might lose his status as class clown.
that is all.
monday night are tim's rostered domain. every monday night, we are treated to one of his delectable edible masterpieces. and i don't mean that delicious six pack of his.
last night tim cooked a roast, a roast chicken to be exact. it was nice. he also served me a massive piece of thigh, which i greatly appreciated as i am not a breast girl.
what else has been happening with tim? he has been having fairly regular sex lately. which is cool and all, but not so much when he keeps his next door neighbour (mark) awake at night. i guess he is pretty good in bed too, but that's not suprising is it?
i didn't see tim until around 7pm, which was when dinner was served. he had been at work all day and i had been in my room all evening. so that was sad: i didn't hear any funny jokes all day. but then when we were watching mitre 10 ultimate dream home, he decided to talk alot, which was really fun for everybody. he said some jokes that weren't very good otherwise i would have remembered them. is tim losing his touch? he will have to tell heaps more jokes for the rest of the week otherwise he might lose his status as class clown.
that is all.
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