myfriendtim exclusive! interview with the man himself

faithful fans, here is what you have all be waiting for... an exclusive, candid, tell-all, no holds barred interview with our object of desire! happy reading my friends, happy reading.

PS i decided to share tim's request to "bone" as i also want my 15 minutes of fame. i'll sell the story to womans day and the truth.

1. favourite song? Anne by John Frusciante. u knew that of course

2. favourite actor? denzel yayahhhhh

3. if you were an animal, what would you be? toss up between a liger or a zorse. or a parakeet

4. what is the hardest word you can spell? "xenophobia X E N O P H O B I A xenophobia"

5. what attracts you to a girl (or boy)? nice eyes, and raging red hair

6. who do you prefer - superman, batman or wonder woman? all at once in a crazy superhero orgy

7. what essential items do you carry in your man purse? my concealer and a change of undies

8. tits or ass? ass baby

9. what do you consider to be your best attribute? not enough space on the page, ill let you choose

10. what always makes you laugh, without fail? apart from yourself? ME! o wait, ummmmmm....................................................................................................................nup i got nuthin. o wait, awkward moments!

i have a question for you! wanna bone? itl be our little secret, sincerely The Tim.

tim: heart-throb extraordinaire

last night, tim went to a party with his friends from work (local supermarket).

he stumbled home at approx 2am....


... and he was not alone. miaow!!

update

tim just did an impersonation of don corleone (as portrayed by marlon brando) in the godfather.

he thinks he is a pretty funny guy.

tim.

i have decided to write a wee blog about my sometimes friend tim.

today tim said something that amused me. he said to brooke "you work for sluts R us". her response was "yeah and i'm damn good at it."

then tim said "you show em, we blow em."

he hasn't said any other funny jokes today.