last night tim was cooking two eggs in the microwave. this can be a very tricky process as the slightest differentiation in cooking time can result in disaster.
tim's first egg blew up. it makes a very loud, unmistakeable sound so everybody in the living room heard it. tim yelled a bit but for some reason didn't rush over to turn the microwave off in order to prevent the second egg from doing the same thing. and then when we heard the second egg blow up he got very angry. i was scared.
the mess in the microwave was incredible. little bits of egg were all over the top, bottom, sides. it is very annoying to clean.
isn't he a crazy cat?
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Monday, April 7, 2008
tim - culinary genius
tim's not just a great-looking, funny, insanely profound guy. he's also a whizz in the kitchen.
monday night are tim's rostered domain. every monday night, we are treated to one of his delectable edible masterpieces. and i don't mean that delicious six pack of his.
last night tim cooked a roast, a roast chicken to be exact. it was nice. he also served me a massive piece of thigh, which i greatly appreciated as i am not a breast girl.
what else has been happening with tim? he has been having fairly regular sex lately. which is cool and all, but not so much when he keeps his next door neighbour (mark) awake at night. i guess he is pretty good in bed too, but that's not suprising is it?
i didn't see tim until around 7pm, which was when dinner was served. he had been at work all day and i had been in my room all evening. so that was sad: i didn't hear any funny jokes all day. but then when we were watching mitre 10 ultimate dream home, he decided to talk alot, which was really fun for everybody. he said some jokes that weren't very good otherwise i would have remembered them. is tim losing his touch? he will have to tell heaps more jokes for the rest of the week otherwise he might lose his status as class clown.
that is all.
monday night are tim's rostered domain. every monday night, we are treated to one of his delectable edible masterpieces. and i don't mean that delicious six pack of his.
last night tim cooked a roast, a roast chicken to be exact. it was nice. he also served me a massive piece of thigh, which i greatly appreciated as i am not a breast girl.
what else has been happening with tim? he has been having fairly regular sex lately. which is cool and all, but not so much when he keeps his next door neighbour (mark) awake at night. i guess he is pretty good in bed too, but that's not suprising is it?
i didn't see tim until around 7pm, which was when dinner was served. he had been at work all day and i had been in my room all evening. so that was sad: i didn't hear any funny jokes all day. but then when we were watching mitre 10 ultimate dream home, he decided to talk alot, which was really fun for everybody. he said some jokes that weren't very good otherwise i would have remembered them. is tim losing his touch? he will have to tell heaps more jokes for the rest of the week otherwise he might lose his status as class clown.
that is all.
Friday, March 28, 2008
myfriendtim exclusive! interview with the man himself
faithful fans, here is what you have all be waiting for... an exclusive, candid, tell-all, no holds barred interview with our object of desire! happy reading my friends, happy reading.
PS i decided to share tim's request to "bone" as i also want my 15 minutes of fame. i'll sell the story to womans day and the truth.
1. favourite song? Anne by John Frusciante. u knew that of course
PS i decided to share tim's request to "bone" as i also want my 15 minutes of fame. i'll sell the story to womans day and the truth.
1. favourite song? Anne by John Frusciante. u knew that of course
2. favourite actor? denzel yayahhhhh
3. if you were an animal, what would you be? toss up between a liger or a zorse. or a parakeet
4. what is the hardest word you can spell? "xenophobia X E N O P H O B I A xenophobia"
5. what attracts you to a girl (or boy)? nice eyes, and raging red hair
6. who do you prefer - superman, batman or wonder woman? all at once in a crazy superhero orgy
7. what essential items do you carry in your man purse? my concealer and a change of undies
8. tits or ass? ass baby
9. what do you consider to be your best attribute? not enough space on the page, ill let you choose
10. what always makes you laugh, without fail? apart from yourself? ME! o wait, ummmmmm....................................................................................................................nup i got nuthin. o wait, awkward moments!
i have a question for you! wanna bone? itl be our little secret, sincerely The Tim.
tim: heart-throb extraordinaire
last night, tim went to a party with his friends from work (local supermarket).
he stumbled home at approx 2am....
... and he was not alone. miaow!!
he stumbled home at approx 2am....
... and he was not alone. miaow!!
Thursday, March 27, 2008
update
tim just did an impersonation of don corleone (as portrayed by marlon brando) in the godfather.
he thinks he is a pretty funny guy.
he thinks he is a pretty funny guy.
tim.
i have decided to write a wee blog about my sometimes friend tim.
today tim said something that amused me. he said to brooke "you work for sluts R us". her response was "yeah and i'm damn good at it."
then tim said "you show em, we blow em."
he hasn't said any other funny jokes today.
today tim said something that amused me. he said to brooke "you work for sluts R us". her response was "yeah and i'm damn good at it."
then tim said "you show em, we blow em."
he hasn't said any other funny jokes today.
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